"haha sucks to be them"

—driving on the highway and seeing the opposite end in backed up traffic  (via tyrannosauruseric)

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when you tell a joke but you’re the only one who laughs at it



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After Alby went through The Changing, Newt became the leader of the Glade

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ϟ The Magic Begins Challenge: A Scene You Really Wanted To Be In The Movies, But Wasn’t

Have a biscuit, Potter.


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man: when you dress like that it's like putting a steak in front of a dog. what do you expect?
woman: *proves that even dogs have discipline*
man: wHat!!!!!11!!!?????? WHY ??????????????????????????????????? ARE YOU SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!! COMPARING US FREE-THINKING MALE CITIZENS TO DOGS????????????????????/ FEMINISM IS MISANDRY!!!!!1!!!!!111!! WHERE DID OUR MEN'S RIGHTS GO

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But if I have this thing, it’s gotta work some of the time. It’s gotta help someone.


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15 away from my next hundred!!


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when you’re freaking out over the thing you’re obsessed with


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